Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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