if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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