So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
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I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
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If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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