It's like God shit irony all over that family
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
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