Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
whose parrot is this?
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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