Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
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according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
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Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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