Well apparently he's into motor boating.
your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
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