Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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