Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
Randomize
