Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
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