direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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