Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
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Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
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I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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