i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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