She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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