He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
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