the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
it was like eating out sand paper
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
