Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
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After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
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He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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