Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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