how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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