oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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