I need help removing her.
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
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