i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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