I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
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