I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
Quick, to the slutcave!
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
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