There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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