My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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