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i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
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well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
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I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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