White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
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