My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Randomize
