I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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