Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
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so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
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I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
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