That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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