I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
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