I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
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It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
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He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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