So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
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It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
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to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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