Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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