I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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