dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
she told me i tasted like america
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
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