He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
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Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
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My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
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