i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I just blew my weed a kiss
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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