Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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