Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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