Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
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just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
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And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
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