and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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