i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
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I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
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Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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