forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
even my farts smell like vagina
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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