Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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