You can't motorboat a personality
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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