found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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