she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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