Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I am midnight drunk by noon
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
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Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
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Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
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