he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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