Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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