so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
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