So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
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He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
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in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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